Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  My Stepmother Is an Alien 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  baby alyson hannigan awakened maternal urges within me
  this was an oddly delightful film!

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  blade's style is so iconic i'm obsessed. the way wesley snipes carries himself is so authentic to the character that even the way he WALKS is deeply impressive to me. i mean, WOW
  the vampire growls and hisses were a bit overdone and goofy to me but that's overall minor
  half a star deducted for only one named female character
  the blood cgi was a little really bad but that's okay

Popular reviews

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  The Carmilla Movie 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Feb 2024

  i have a brilliant idea. let's have sex in the very haunted house while we're worried about my livelihood.

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  Chance 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Nov 2024 2

  chance walked so fleabag could run

  god do i wish this was anywhere on the internet in better quality than 240p