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  Opening Night 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Fell terribly ill after watching this. Not because I was sad for the characters or anything, probably just due to germs.

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  Party Girl 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Hello beautiful weird girl, you are dressed like a crazy! I love you…

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Sep 2024 4

  I went into this movie not knowing it was body horror and  paid the price for my ignorance…  it made me sooo so sick thats never happened to me before!!! when I got up to get water after the bathroom injection scene, I passed out in the hallway and then I threw up in the trash, which was cool! after that I wasn't allowed back inside the theater which was just as well because I would've preferred to eat broken…

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2021

  about halfway through the movie I thought someone had broken into my house because the wind blew my front door open. in the moment I accepted death because it seemed preferable to watching ethan hawke slither around like a weasel for another minute. seriously if that humanoid gerbil put his arm around me on the train and asked me to describe my first sexual feelings I would light him on fire