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Recent reviews

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  Hellbound: Hellraiser II 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  Horror Hoedown 2K25 Ft. Josh Parmer

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  Horror Hoedown 2K25 Ft. Josh Parmer

  *Insert Chatter teeth clacking sound effect*

Popular reviews

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  Jeepers Creepers: Reborn 2022

  ★ Watched 04 Oct 2022 1

  “HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE PEEPERS BITCH?!”
  
  ^^ That is an actual line from the film and holy shit I wish I was joking! Please tell me why the hell they got the Creeper walking slow mo away from an explosion like he’s fucking Denzel Washington?

  Creeper may be the wrong word because this most definitely is not my Creeper. Dude looks like R-Truth fucked a 5’6 version of Michael Clarke Duncan, got him pregnant, dipped the ugly ass baby…

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  G.I. Jane 1997

  Watched 28 Mar 2022 1

  G.I Jada

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