Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  genuinely one of the best movies i’ve ever seen

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Nov 2023

  save me from the hell that was this movie

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  i’m obsessed. this was so undoubtedly cool, inspired, and lovable. i used to watch tmnt with my brother when i was really little, for a while it’s all we would watch together and it’s been so long that i didn’t even remember their names. but this brought it all back so wonderfully and i’m just giddy from being given ridiculous childlike bliss throughout this film. the entire modern relatability was executed so well !! and it always has me teary…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Okay, it's finally time for me to review this. This movie had the most sensational impact on me and I feel like whatever I say is going to minimize how wonderful that movie actually is.
  To start uncritically, this movie made me ugly sob. Like, I mean, I had to hold in the sound of me sniffing and wanting to just wail at the absolute gut punches this movie consistently delivered.
  This movie IS feminism, this movie is a dip…

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