Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heavyweights 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025 1

  This is a kids movie prototype of dodgeball complete with the exact same Ben Stiller performance and as many endings as Return of the King, but it’s very fun

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  Freaky 2020

  ★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  The concept had a lot of potential but I turned this off halfway through because it has one of the worst cases of old men trying to write modern teen dialogue ever

Popular reviews

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  A Miser Brothers' Christmas 2008

  Watched 12 Dec 2021

  Pretty sure I know who’s to blame for this whole global warming thing

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  Hagazussa 2017

  ½ Watched 16 Apr 2020 1

  Nothing happens in this entire 1hr 42m movie, except for the part where the protagonist pisses on a rat, which is probably the best part because it woke me up from the coma the movie put me in.

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