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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  A lot of people may think that the whole budget of this movie was spent on the cast, but it was actually spent on getting Leo DiCaprio all the cocaine he needed to play an old, alcoholic actor out of his prime (oh wait he’s literally playing himself)

  I say this in almost every review but we need to  normalize chain smoking again it’s just so cool. Smoking a cig INSIDE a Mexican restaurant, drinking margs with your homie…we used…

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  Daddy's Home 2015

  ★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  I like stoopid movies but this was too stoopid

Popular reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Why does the scary lady run fast the whole movie EXCEPT for when she actually has the chance to kill the main character at the end? Like damn granny did you run out of energy? Pop a zyn and you’ll be energized in no time 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 (NOT an ad)

  Also having a cigarette mid gun fight is quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve seen. If only that dude could aim. Like bro you’re 6 feet away from the main villain…

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Apr 2024

  Was really disappointed that a radioactive monkey didn’t bite this guy and then he gets cool superpowers but a John Wick style movie is really cool too I guess

  The villain of this movie is actually so evil it’s ridiculous. This foo looked like evil Freddie Mercury turned cop

  Also how tf you blow a 3-1 lead in a knife fight, old man?

  When I become President I’ll make a law that makes every action movie have a mandatory heavy metal…

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