Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  voldemort pops out of the cauldron wearing a v-neck only rivaled in cuntiness by survivor legend tyson apostol 

  (rip cedric diggory i love how you held your wand like a gun)

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  Hot Rod 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  do you guys think that french flop jacques audiard was inspired by this to write the final scene of emilia perez

Popular reviews

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  Homestead 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Dec 2024 4

  this movie had everything: an unexplained clairvoyant child, bioterrorism defense mode, a majorly ignored nuclear bomb attack, comparing straight up murder to receiving a heart transplant, soccer mom carjacking, video game cutscenes, right-wing media, a random nurse being the only one with a valid moral compass, neal’s fuckass hat, a dad stopping in vegas before meeting up with his family during a nuclear apocalypse, seattle slander, the hottest man i’ve ever seen having one scene and then not popping up…

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  nonbinary alien who wanted to save the world to protect the boba supply your tea is so valid