Lesbians, Toe sucking, a giantess, a gorgeous jacked lightskin woman, the 80s. I have decided to change my life and dedicate it to these specific things that I was already very interested in before watching this

It was nice to watch this with my mom again. I should be nicer to her

fun but if a man smashes something in the floor and commands me to clean it up, I am going to scorch the earth he loves and rain upon him 100 plagues and pestilences for 27 days and nights

This is the most fun movie watching experience. This is THE mass produced product inspired movie. It made me remember how much I loved playing clue with my sister. She cheated almost every time. Also, Tim Curry is so beautiful in this and does the most amazing running acting I’ve ever seen.

Anything Julio does gets 5 stars every single time, without fail. I genuinely think he could be the smartest person alive

Just as good as I remember! Better because I go to the gym now

I felt like I was watching very high budget theater in the best way possible. Each of Lady Marian’s modest medieval dress and head covering combos were so beautiful

Still good

So this was insane. The last scene was beautifully uncomfortable. The entire movie was the perfect downward spiral.

The goons were just stellar. A lovely reprieve from the heartbreak

Being that age is so difficult. I won’t ever forget what it feels like. I think it’s why I enjoy my job. I get to be around kids at, what I think, is the most mentally vulnerable time in their childhood. I get to help them feel like someone sees them. At least I hope I do!