Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Best Supporting Actor for Mark Ruffalo’s teeth

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  The Aristocats 1970

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Evvvvvverybody!
  Evvvvvverybody!
  Evvvvvverybody wants to beeee a CAT!

  Banger. Someone should sample that.

  (Points off for the racism.)

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 3

  Do ya get it? It’s just like the game!

  Do ya get it? It’s just like the game!

  Do ya get it? It’s just like tHE GAME!

  DO YA GET IT? IT’S JUST LIKE THE GAME!

  DÔ ŸÖÙ GÊT ĪT? ĮT’Š JÚŚT LĪKË THÊ GÁMÉ!

  D̷̼͌Ő̶ͅ ̸͈̆Ẏ̶͖A̷̞͝ ̸̺̌G̷͙͋Ḙ̶͊T̷̟̏ ̵̬̊İ̵̗T̴̲̈́?̵̲̅ ̷͖̌I̷̺͝T̴̛͖’̵̟̓S̵̑͜ ̸͍̽J̴̞̐U̵̬͗S̵͔̆T̵̫̀ ̷̲̄Ĺ̶̫Ḭ̷͛K̶̜̀E̵͈̚ ̷̞͆T̷̫̒Ḧ̸́ͅE̸̱̓ ̵͈͝G̵̘̓A̶͎̐M̷̹̆È̴̻!̴̽ͅ

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2022 1

  Not enough of these people died, the boat should’ve sank.