Andrew

Andrew Pro

take your harmonica down to the parking lot man

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • GoodFellas
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Iron Claw

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  • The Social Network

    ★★★★½

  • No Other Land

    ★★★★½

  • Companion

    ★★½

  • The Chronicles of Riddick

    ★★½

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  • Queen Pin

    Queen Pin

    ½

    I watched this at 1 am on a Friday night. This is cinema

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ½

    This movie flashes images of hitler and 9/11 and then the next scene is Jon Voight saying he has a massive boner and from his tentpole he reveals a mini-bow and shoots Wow Platinum in the chest and Sam Witwicky in the ass

    Phenomenally shit, maybe the one of the worst movies of all time. Like historically, embarrassingly, career killing stuff. Loved every second.

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