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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This movie is so fucking stupid… and I loved it. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like if a Mountain Dew commercial and a Fast & Furious stunt reel had a baby.

  Gosling just out here being awesome like always, throwing himself off buildings and shit. Emily Blunt is as beautiful and awesome as ever. The chemistry between the two is hilarious. The action? Cheesy as fuck. The plot? Doesn’t matter.

  It’s not deep. It’s not changing lives.…

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This movie is pure awesome. Jack Quaid. Possibly one of the most entertainingly charming actors out there? He’s so so good at being the dork.

  The action? Over-the-top in the best way possible. So grisly, so unique, so ridiculously sick. Quaid nails the underdog vibe, and midthunder was pretty fun as sherry, making you root for them hard. The plot is classic, it’s cheesy, it’s so dumb! But that’s part of the ride. It’s like john wick met home alone,…

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2024

  HE IS COMING.

  I might have.

  My most anticipated movie of the year . When it was announced it was finally releasing last year, I instantly became obsessed. I’ve hyped myself up for this movie for so fucking long. 

  I’ve heard complaints saying it’s “choppy”, poorly paced, and confusing. I completely disagree. I think it mixes all the different stories together as they all happen at once.

  Lily-Rose Depp was phenomenal. Considering she’s had a few shaky roles to date,…

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