Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Aug 2022

  Jessica Harper horrified on the big screen. That’s cinema, baby.

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  Supermarket Woman 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Aug 2021 12

  Weaponized kewpie mayo!

  I've never seen a meat aisle so dreamy. Despite being in a supermarket that's undoubtedly freezing, this is one of the warmest looking films ever. The pinks, the reds, the yellows, even the browns pop so much. There's a radiant glow coming off everything. I was thinking early on that the warmth feels like a Christmas film, only to realize the whole second half is filled with Christmas cheer! Christmas decorated bar! Masahiko Tsugawa dressed as Santa!…

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Time for this duck to go… AMUCK

  Looney Tunes kindertrauma?!? Amazing that this works so well despite moving away from the tried, true, traditional, and perfect Chuck Jones and co style. 

  I will find you David Zaslav and you will release Coyote vs Acme so help me god. 

  Farmer Jim out, peace

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  The Last Seduction 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Linda Fiorentino could make me do anything, another entry into the hot people smoking canon

  run of greats #93

Popular reviews

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  Bride of Re-Animator 1990

  ★★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr 2021 1

  He's a wife-beater, Dan! Use the gun!

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  Muppets Haunted Mansion 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2021 2

  Swedish Chef has a chainsaw. When are we getting a Texas Chainsaw x Muppets crossover?