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  • Jurassic Park
  • Joe Versus the Volcano
  • Grosse Pointe Blank
  • Heart Eyes

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • The Last Seduction

    ★★★★

  • April Fish

    ★★★★

  • Angel Face

    ★★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    Jessica Harper horrified on the big screen. That’s cinema, baby.

  • Supermarket Woman

    Supermarket Woman

    ★★★★★

    Weaponized kewpie mayo!

    I've never seen a meat aisle so dreamy. Despite being in a supermarket that's undoubtedly freezing, this is one of the warmest looking films ever. The pinks, the reds, the yellows, even the browns pop so much. There's a radiant glow coming off everything. I was thinking early on that the warmth feels like a Christmas film, only to realize the whole second half is filled with Christmas cheer! Christmas decorated bar! Masahiko Tsugawa dressed as Santa!…

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    Time for this duck to go… AMUCK

    Looney Tunes kindertrauma?!? Amazing that this works so well despite moving away from the tried, true, traditional, and perfect Chuck Jones and co style. 

    I will find you David Zaslav and you will release Coyote vs Acme so help me god. 

    Farmer Jim out, peace

  • The Last Seduction

    The Last Seduction

    ★★★★

    Linda Fiorentino could make me do anything, another entry into the hot people smoking canon

    run of greats #93

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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★★

    He's a wife-beater, Dan! Use the gun!

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

    Swedish Chef has a chainsaw. When are we getting a Texas Chainsaw x Muppets crossover?