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Recent reviews

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  Care Bears: Big Wish Movie 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I’d fuck a mule unprotected to have some rainbow sap oh my god

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  Pitch Perfect 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  “Queerballs”

Popular reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  So much to say bare with me. 

  ITS SO WOKE😟😟😟😟😟

  Ariana grandes eyebrows angered me. Everyone’s eyebrows should be dark. Goofy af. 

  Anyway I can’t deal w movies about animal cruelty. LEAVE THE GOAT ALONE!!!!!! Galinda pissed me off making the goat pronounce her name correctly even tho she literally couldn’t. 

  My mom literally went “Melissa McCarthy????” No that’s the bearded lady from the greatest showman. 

  Jk I don’t really have much to say. I feel like this was a…

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  Hacksaw Ridge 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Pretty good watched with the huzz minus half a star cuz I didn’t get to see Andrew Garfield’s Weiner

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