Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Parachute 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  wtf

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  Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 30 Jan 2025

  had an even bigger crush on demetra when this came out

Popular reviews

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  Eden 2013

  ½ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  you will never be yellowjackets

  edit: i actually did watch this and it was a so fucking boring. the only similarities is that it’s a soccer team. they didn’t even eat anyone or start a cult. just stupid men fighting with each other and an almost r*pe scene.

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  Status Update 2018

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023 2

  courtney eaton is so hot

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