So I am used to whips and lashes and have to say extremely accurate. JK Simmons bald head was pleasing and this film made me want to drum on my knob. Music to my ears

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MIB. In this case this is more of an STD then a film. The gonorrhoea of the film industry. The most interesting part of this viewing experience was the itch I developed on my balls about halfway through. As far as remakes go this made me want to remake my existence so I was never born to view such usher faeces. The character development as useful as Steven Hawking's treadmill. Would rather insert several Cadburys cream eggs in my arsehole then watch this again.

Shit. Just not that funny tbh. Anyone who likes it was probably a child or mentally challenged. Cringe and actually painful to watch at times, like it physically it hurt me. The story was predictable and the film as a whole was as useful as a sandpaper condom. First miss for Taika, really poor performance smh. Like if I was in a room with the human embodiment of this film, Hitler, Bin Laden with 2 bullets I would should the film twice. Free Guy more like free me from the endless pain this film was to endure. Low-key wanted to kill myself post watch.