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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Sergey went to the Count Orlok School of Rizz and European Accents

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 30 Jan 2025

  thot wife or mute niece 

  If there’s one thing rich people will do it’s ask you inappropriate questions at dinner

Popular reviews

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  Watched 09 Sep 2024

  Now I’m fun. I’m a fun girl. I liked Mean Girls 2024 for christ sake. This was ass.

  Struck by the similarities between Geuse and Ravenhill tbh

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 08 Oct 2024 1

  Who’s that wonderful girl? Could she be any cuter? 

  I don’t know much but I know
  1.  Coralie Fargeat is an arse guy 
  2. I too would take the substance if it gave me those insane DIY skills
  3. The only true ugly was that frumpy yellow coat