akent47

akent47

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Tigers Are Not Afraid
  • Django Unchained
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • Anora

    ★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

  • Exhuma

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Sleep

    ★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Every negative review of this comes from pretentious critics who just want to say “it reminded me of Herzog and Coppola” and to that I say, shut the fuck up. Of course it’s going to remind you of those movies because they’re all set in the same god damn place and time period!

    Anyway, I hope studios continue to give Eggers blank checks to create because he always delivers.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★★

    Best and most entertaining entry in the series.

    Don’t give af that they brought back Ian Holm through a digital replica because it makes sense given that it’s a synthetic that’s been destroyed.

    Give Fede Alvarez the keys to anything and everything.

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★

    This has some of the most terrifying Alien scenes in the series. I say this not having watched Romulus yet though.

    David is a fuck.

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★★★

    Aww, thee moth'rfuck'rs. Well enow. Good now. I'm putting cases on all thee braches. I understand you not. Thee bethink thee can doth this the horror. Jake. Thee bethink thee can doth this to me? thee moth'rfuck'rs shall beest playing basketball in pelican bay at which hour i receiveth did finish with thee. Shu programeth. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the sir up in this piece. Thee'll nev'r seeth the lighteth of. who is't the alas doth thee bethink thou art…

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