Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  fucked up shit in a small town with kyle maclachlan, laura dern, soundtrack by angelo badalamenti and directed by david lych???? sign me tf up this shit is right up my alley

  david lynch you may be kinda crazy (you gotta be at least a little to be able to make something like this) but you are my hero dude fuck yeah this rules

  sometimes love IS enough or shall i say... robins

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  ralph fiennes' incredibly loud breathing throughout this movie's entire runtime was weirdly calming... maybe he should start an asmr youtube channel
  oh yeah and the movie was good too, great twist ending💯

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Apr 2023

  i had fun watching this but a kid violently attacked me in the cinema so i guess that kind of broke the immersion

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  an american epic of never-before-seen scale, social criticism of the highest caliber and a true achievement in various aspects like dialogue, a standout example being rodrick's: "I'm sorry, women"

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