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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I didn't know I needed to see a cardinal gently hold a water turtle

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Although I appreciate the effort put into the technical side of the movie, it was more boring than emotional for me. Just...no, it felt like 5 hours instead of 1.30

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2024

  The protagonist SUCKED. The original inept. Like coffee with water in it (girlfriend said)
  Too long
  I feel like if we drank alcohol every time he looked without a thought behind his eyes or just walking or just DIRT we would have been dead by the end

  Screw this movie

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  The New Boy 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 08 May 2024

  What the fuck

  4 stars is for Nun Cate Blanchett

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