Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Jim Carrey and Jim Carrey? That’s one more Jim Carrey than I could ever ask for! Makes Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind look like the Universal Studios adaptation of the Grinch in comparison. Am expecting 3 Jim Carrey-ies next movie or my night will be ruined. Next: Buying Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Switch 2.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Thought it was done… boy was I wrong. I scoffed audibly when Ethan Slater appeared on screen and the image of SpongeBob running around the emerald city ruined most scenes for me. Ariana grande played her part excellently as an arrogant airhead - is it even acting at this point? Finish the review when the 2nd film comes out - Wicker Wicked.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Watched the sex, could’ve lasted longer (scene and me), fell asleep through end of exposition and entire development of film. Stars = how much of movie I watched.

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  Resident Evil 2002

  ★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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