my pal nick kept saying "this scene boutta be peak" before some of the worst scenes in cinema history
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When Harry Met Sally... 1989
alright alright it’s amazing i’ll admit it this time around
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A Complete Unknown 2024
I had a decent time, but i think that was mostly due to the acting in this. idk i loved it. Elle Fanning did so great with what she was given. but like mannn this is bob dylan we are talking about here.. like let’s get a little crazy or something cmon. If ur gonna do some shit like this you might aswell establish a James Mangold biopic cinematic universe. Bring back Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash LMAO idk. Generally…
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Southland Tales 2006
I've been saving this for years and it's everything I expected it to be and more. Just totally batshit insane. The brain chemicals required to put this together.. i can't even imagine. Finger completely on the pulse. there's probably a solid 30 all-timer quotes in this. This movie making 300k with a budget of 17mil scared The Rock so bad it lobotomized him and robbed us of his true potential. We could be living in a world right now where…
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The Great Gatsby 2013
I can’t even imagine what it must’ve been like to walk into the theatre in 2013 expecting to see a run-of-the-mill adaptation of The Great Gatsby and then having your ears blasted off by Who Gone Stop Me 15 minutes in. This film is ambitious..that much is made clear loll and I think a lot of the time it bites off a lot more than it can chew, but it does have a certain charm to it. A lot of…
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Greenberg 2010
finally after years of occasionally remembering this films existence i have watched it. now i can stop feeling like a poser when i play it in cine2nerdle. probably the most intriguing part of this film is the cast list. music by james murphy.. mark duplass... dave franco makes an appearance(i miss him so much)... but yeah this sucks. Noah Baumbach's work seems to have no inbetween. It's either fantastic or I develop an intense headache from the amount of eye rolling I do. Anyways.. anyone excited for Meet The Parents 4?
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Nosferatu 2024
5 minutes before i arrived at the theatre i learned of david lynchs passing so i guess i wasn’t exactly locked in for this. I was fighting for my life trying to pay attention, but overall i liked it! lily rose depp is insane in this.
Reminds me of when I went to see green knight and as soon as the film ended i looked down at my phone and saw Norm Macdonald had died. Just completely wiped my brain.…
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God's Own Country 2017
soooooo fucking GOOOD holy shit!! Check this out yall. Amazing watch. Brokeback yorkshire etc
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
vibes so good i had to order greek food for the 900th time
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Meet the Fockers 2004
I was obsessed with this whole series as a kid. i’d watch it front to back over and over again. Not sure why, because i definitely didn’t understand much of what was going on.
I still think the first movie is hilarious, but Meet The Fockers just doesn’t have the same juice..Like flies to a shit, De Niro has managed to take part in some horrific productions throughout his career. Don’t get me wrong — This is nowhere near as…
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