Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2021

  More like fan4skin

Recent reviews

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  Fast X 2023

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  “Game recognizes game.”

  Gal Gadot jumpscare at the end, I almost punched my laptop.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  “I don’t wanna die to marky mark.”

  Poop from a butt. It’s slop for idiots. There are some very cool visuals, the 300 million was spent well on the technical aspects, But that script, man is it brutal. There is no depth, no exploration of anything deeper than respect others and get off your phone. 

Popular reviews

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2022 1

  "I will cast abominable filth upon you, make you vile, and make you a spectacle."

  This was phenomenal, Just give Jordan peele all the money, let him do whatever he wants

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  “From penis to vagina.”

  Man, that was something. To think this has 13 Oscar’s noms is actually really crazy. It’s been beaten to death, there’s not much more to say about this weird fucking movie. None of the somgs worked for me, none of the performances stood out as either good or bad. Everything felt so off and out of place. None of the message of this film is portrayed in an interesting or complex or even correct way. It truly feels like an industry plant, ment to drum up controversy as it barrels to what feels like some undeserved awards.