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  • The Northman
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Se7en
  • The Godfather

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    I came to see that blonde hunk Skarsgard and the Queens Gambit girl have primal sex and I stayed for a Nordic revenge thriller.

    If you need proof of evolution, look no further than the Vikings. Those MFs love to chant and do weird shit around the campfire. Also the arm bracelets they wear around their biceps go so hard.

    Horsecock, donkey dick, tripod, kielbasa, garden hose, flesh snake... all synonyms for Willem Dafoe’s wiener. Like A24’s in-house Johnny Sins,…