Felt like the kind of film your school would’ve taken you to see on a field trip for kids who competed their Accelerated Reading goals, and you were pumped to be leaving school and getting popcorn but also pre-disappointed cause you knew the movie would be bad cause they had to pick one that all the Christian PTA moms wouldn’t find a problem with.
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Red One 2024
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Emilia Pérez 2024
Probably the most vapid thing I’ve ever seen. And I watch all of the many 90 Day Fiancé franchise spinoffs so that’s saying something
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A Rugrats Passover 1994
Perfect casting of the babies into the roles of the Passover story
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The Polar Express 2004
one of the most terrifying movies I’ve ever seen. A train full of brats goes on a journey through an anxiety inducing arctic hellscape and the only thing more disorienting than the creepy animation is the fact that you start second guessing your own sanity when your subconscious starts to scream out - “all of these people have Tom Hanks’ voice!”
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