Alex Lalonde

Alex Lalonde Pro

If you think I give too many 5 stars is not me. It’s you. Watch better movies.

Favorite films

  • Good Time
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Hard Core Logo
  • Jojo Rabbit

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  • Hellraiser

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★★★

    The practical effects in this movie hold up so unbelievably well it’s astounding (specifically those on frank)

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    Jesus mother of fucking Christ that was harder to sit through than any other movie I’ve seen in a long time.

    Between the truly cringey writing and the shitty performances making the lines worse I’ve never been so close to walking out of the theatre

    Robert was fine but overall even my king couldn’t redeem anything from that

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  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    Shout out to Jordan Peele for shouting out the SF giants. 

    This is why he’s one of my favourite directors. Well this and he can make/write a damn fine film

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    Just absolutely incredible.