alanimak

alanimak

my smut diary!
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Favorite films

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
  • Boogie Nights
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • American Honey

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • A Different Man

    ★★★★½

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

  • Persona

    ★★★★½

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    I think all the queering Catholicism jokes have been made but I did love this very fabulous gaggle of priests!

  • A Different Man

    A Different Man

    ★★★★½

    reminder that the thing you hate the most about yourself is the coolest thing about you & if you don’t own it someone will steal it & use it for their own personal gain (evil but true) <3

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    This movie made me feel like a pillow princess in that I kind of just…. let it happen to me.

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    ★★★★★

    If you don’t like this perfect movie you’re a repulsive and heartless lizard person and I don’t want to be near you with a 10 foot pole.

    The only way I retain hope for humanity is through Romy & Michelle’s resilience, love and radicalism. This movie is my Bible.