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Prisoners 2013
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Please lord let me have some of that LSD/ketamine grape soda I'M BEGGING
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The Lighthouse 2019
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If I have to explain to people what my taste in movies is, I will show them this movie. Isolation -induced homoeroticism, mermaid pussy, Willem Dafoe with an axe, Rob Pattinson's dead gaze, the most beautiful lighting I've ever seen, and a plot that only makes sense if you whip out cork board and a ball of red string. Truly obsessed with this movie.
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Nosferatu 2024
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Moral of the story: be VERY specific when you're praying, or you may end up fucking a corpse.
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