Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Much Ado About Nothing 1993

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  *Any minor inconvenience occurs*
  Shakespeare Friars: Ok...what if you just DIE but in a PRETEND WAY?

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Watched Nosferatu on my period, heartbroken, and recovering from a body purging fever that afflicted me over New Years. Perfect.

Popular reviews

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2018

  "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?"

  This film is truly a cinematic masterpiece. It also exhibits the important philosophy that straight men can be dramatically upgraded from "well-meaning man child", to "gallant, dashing prince" with a haircut, a good outfit, a wise female sidekick/girlfriend, and a gay man.

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  Jane Eyre 2011

  ★★★★★ Added

  "'A dream...'
  'Awaken then.'"

  I love every little bit of this movie. From Rochester's sideburns to Adele's hair bows.