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The Gorge 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I shouldnt turn up my nose at Zero Sugar Annihilation but I was kind of getting into the workaday 9-to-5 of GorgeLife. Regardless you cant return from the pit of hell and expect me to care about another 30 minutes of gorge-less drone antics.
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Barbarian Queen 1985
A lot of contemporary reviews called out Barbarian Queen as hollow feminism, a progressive trojan horse for male gaze. Which, given the time, fair. You fight the good fight in your moment. But looking back from a modern perspective at that era of B-movie sleaze, wouldnt you like a little female empowerment mixed in? Yeah I bet you would.
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The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 2000
I dont even know what Im doing anymore. Choosing to watch this counts as cinematic self-harm. They dont even get to Rock Vegas until the halfway mark wtf.
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Little Shop of Horrors 1986
Spook-a-day 2022
Oct 13:
Little Shop of HorrorsWe're eating good this week. Ive been a fan of Ashman/Menken since before I knew that people actually made the movies I watched. Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, all bangers both then and now. Problem is, when you're a kid you get stuck in the Disney cycle and little else exists outside of that. So to find out that the much beloved Little Shop is their work feels much like…
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