Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bong rip

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  BlackBerry 2023

  Rewatched 10 Mar 2025 1

  I’ve seen this like 4 times now and it gets cleaner and cleaner each time

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  Watched 15 Jul 2024 4

  it’s 2021 and I go watch the worst person in the world and I’m annoyed that the movie uses chapters. Since that movie’s release there have been no less than 20 movies that use chapter and part breaks to tell the story. 

  A lot of the movies that use chapters and parts were positioned to be a jolt to a general feeling of movie fatigue that’s been hanging over.
  Movies like

  Nope
  The Northman
  Furiosa 
  Everything everywhere all at once …

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  The Brutalist 2024

  Watched 16 Jan 2025 1

  Watched 70mm at village E and the image was trapezoid shaped the whole time

  Part 1: I kidnap Brady Corbett 
  Intermission 
  Part 2: i threaten to blow up his house unless he removes the parts breaks from the movie 
  Epilogue: the first cinema biennal and I’m being given a lifetime achievement award for my contributions to chapterless cinema

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