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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  January ass horror movie.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  One of the grossest movies I’ve ever seen but somehow nothing was more viscerally disturbing than watching a closeup of Dennis Quaid eat shrimp 3 minutes into the film.

Popular reviews

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  The Turning 2020

  ½ Watched 25 Jan 2020

  The acting was bad, the score was terrible, the costumes weren’t good, the story was flat, cliche, and boring, it was poorly shot, and the set was lifeless and uninteresting. 

  I should’ve learned my lesson about January horror films last year with Escape Room. I won’t make this mistake in 2021.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  I thought the real estate market was bad in 2024, but this really put it into perspective.

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