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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Live footage of Derek Carr stealing money from the Saints facility every week

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I say this with no hyperbole. Wesley Snipes is the coldest mf to ever walk earth.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2023 2

  who wanna have a beach off with me*

  *presented by Chevrolet

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  Red One 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  A gripping commentary on morality in a world devoid of Christmas spirit.

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