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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Dec 2024

  Great movie but maybe the whole thing about it being a 'christmas movie' has ruined it a little bit. Still pretty awesome action movie and Alan Rickman is brilliant. Sometimes I think the 3rd might be better tho?

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jun 2024

  Don't care that it's not historically accurate, this movie is mad. Jaquin phoenix is a real cunt the whole movie and id love to beat him like a dog, only maximus got him first. I also like that Russel made friends with all the other slaves and the slaver, that was nice. Ultimately, I just wanna run my hands through some wheat while my Spanish babe waits for me in the after life.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jun 2024

  The blonde guy is a real cuck to zendayas character cos she obviously just wants to have sex with tennis more than anything. Not enough threesomes as I was lead to believe there would be, and a little too much hornieness for not a lot of actual fucking. Also they were obviously not hitting the tennis balls either, it was CGI and the tennis balls were a weird orange colour.

  Overall it was still fun to watch, I watched it in Barcelona after doing heaps of coke and eating a kebab

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  The Castle 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  A classic

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