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  Love Actually 2003

  ½ Rewatched 22 Jan 2025

  I call it The Avengers of shitty, low effort rom-coms.

  Was forced to watch against my own will.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  This movie's problem isn't that it's bad. It's that it makes absolutely no impression on you at all. Nothing too cool or exciting happens. There's only like two really underwhelming scenes of a wolfman chasing someone around in the entire movie. And the wolfman himself looks a balding burn victim with sharp teeth. It's mostly just people slowly walking around a dark house looking scared and the scene almost always ends with Blake spitting out another tooth or ripping out…

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  Prey 2022

  ★ Watched 05 Aug 2022

  This shit already lost me when our protagonist attempted to hunt an 800 lb grizzlie bear by herself. Not to put food on the table, mind you, but to prove to the sexist men in her tribe that "she can". The same men that she later gets killed through her own careless stupidity.

  I really can't get over how much of an utterly obnoxious and unlikeable character she is...

  I'm fucking tired of these lame ass action movies where "empowered"…

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  Babylon 2022

  ½ Watched 31 Jan 2023

  I can't even express how much I despise this utterly obnoxious piece of shit, nor do I care enough to try. I want to leave it behind me as fast as possible and pretend like it never happened.

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