Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Long Goodbye 1973

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  Phillip Marlowe You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Neighbors are Too Bad. They'll make a fool out of you.

  Robert Altman had 1 telephoto lens, a hundred packs of cigarettes, and a dream.

Recent reviews

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  How to Get Ahead in Advertising 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Real primetime sicko shit.
  I LOVE BEING ADVERTISED TOO, I LOVE UNDISCLOSED ADVERTISEMENTS, I NEED TO BUY MORE THINGS!!!

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  The Firemen's Ball 1967

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My doofus radar is going off the charts.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024 2

  I substanced my pants at The Subtance night 2024.

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025 1

  A feeling so intense only a mind like David Lynch could even begin to capture it and share it with an audience. He may be gone physically but the spirit of Lynch will ring out for the rest of time. 

  Keep your eye on the donut, not the hole.