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Donnie Darko 2001
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Peter Pan 2003
Let me set the scene, it is early 2023 and you are an eighth grader returning from your class trip to Washington DC. Your flight gets delayed for 8 hours and people around you are crying. Crying because they miss their families or want to get home. Your AirPods are dead. Your phone is at 10%. The realization hits you. You won't get to rewatch Peter Pan (2003). You have seen it 4 times on the week-long trip on its…
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West Side Story 2021
every single person involved in this movie is immensely talented i'm going crazy. rachel zegler cant be real. mike faist pls marry me i love you
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