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  Darkman 1990

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  very silly

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  This could have been such a nice lukewarm 3 star movie but NOOOOO an hour in Ryan Gober has to present his perfect little 10 minute 5 star segment and ruin it all.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Jan 2024

  Somehow a tiny blonde dude carrying a tiny whiny dude is the most hype shit I've ever seen. During every moment I think it's my favourite of the trilogy until the next scene starts and I am flabbergasted once more. Perfect casting (Denethor, Eomer, Galadriel,...), props (armours, swords, axes, spears, staffs, flails, knives, bows, crossbows, shields,...) music (Shadowfax shows us the meaning of haste, a broken sword is reforged, the king wears a crown again, a sunrise behind horsed blokes,...), editing (assault on Osgiliath, lighting of the beacons montage, tomato cross cutting,...), VFX (big battle, big tower, big arachnoid, small jewelry,...),...
  Nothing can compare to this.

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  Seneca 2023

  ½ Watched 10 May 2023

  This is the worst film I have ever layed my eyes upon. Louis Hofmann (not a big role) is fine, but the cinematography, characters and dialogues are unbearable. The plot is a mere facade, to create opportunities for Malkovich to hold a monologue. The criticisms of modern problems, such as climate change fall completely flat. It does not make sense to me, why one would want to create a movie, where the director wants the viewers to want the movie…

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