I definitely am in love with the movies you despise. (usually high when i write these)
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
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you'll enjoy this film if you're a fan of fnaf. at first I didn't know how to feel about it because it wasn't like the games. But it's supposed to be an alternate universe like the books so I kinda fw it i guess??They really made the two main guys so sexy. Like y'all gave us Josh Hutchinson AND Matthew Lillard?!?!? Delicious.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004
This film is the pinnacle of cinema. Nothing will ever compete with this masterpiece or even come close to it. Fuck your Citizen Kane, fuck your American Psycho, fuck all those other movies. THIS is where it's at
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003
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now i know ive jokingly called a few movies, "the perfect movie" but by god do i mean that when it comes to this movie (mainly the entire main series. we do NOT count dead men tell no tales. that is not a canon potc movie in my mind. it is simply fanfic or an AU) anyways, yes. i believe this is a perfect movie. everything about this movie is so incredibly captivating. the score, the casting, the costumes, the…
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
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Yet another fantastic movie in the pirates franchise. honestly? this is a wonderful sequel. not only does it introduce interesting plot points that relate to the black pearl, we get CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Will meeting his father was fucking chilling. like the part where they first meet because Will got stuck on the flying Dutchman, wow. Jack Sparrow is such a relatable character in the oddest way. His motives and reasonings are so human its impossible to not love him. While…
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