Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  when will this bitch have a good day

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Cinematography resembling a Baroque painting paired with a storyline straight out of a telenovela. Excellent.

Popular reviews

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  Old 2021

  ½ Watched 18 Aug 2022

  the old beach or as I call it, the Milf Machine 🫦

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 21 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.