Alex Beall

Alex Beall

Favorite films

  • Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  • Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  • Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  • Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

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  • Borderline

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

  • Malignant

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    I mean it’s the only movie worth a damn from this year ain’t it

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★★

    “Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?“

    It’s the best movie ever. This why we made the movies. Good picture. I like this movie. Five popcorn bags


    But like on some real shit it kind of crazy how well directed this movie is. So many instances of a wide becoming a closeup and shit like that. Just like the best made movie of all time…

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  • 1917

    1917

    I don’t give a fuck about the technical 360 no scope bullshit they did to pull this off. Who gives a fuck if it’s one shot if that one shot isn’t that good? Congrats on realizing you could hide your cuts in whip pans you fucking cunts. Fuck this movie.

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★½

    Give me a Jesse spin off show. I’ll watch him
    just live a nice humble life chopping wood or some shit.

    Like fuck give Aaron Paul more shit to do besides shitty need for speed movies

    Don’t get me wrong, I always liked skinny pete, but shit, Skinny Pete might be my favorite part of this.

    Why did Todd put such little water in the bean and bacon soup? 

    That pizza gun scene is insane

    I yelped like a fucking…