Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Atonement 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Watching this for the first time on Valentine’s Day was not the greatest idea

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Witches be bitches

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2022

  What a letdown 

  Directing was pretty flawless however the story just gradually declined further in quality as the film dragged on (for three fucking hours?!?!).

  The only positive: Robert Pat’s character is the best Batman iteration, his Bruce Wayne is subdued by his desire to be Batman and is mentally scarred by his past, and his Caped Crusader is stoic and fearless, hellbent on stopping the Riddler. No cringe deep voice when wearing the mask, no roided body, not even…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2021

  this is the closest marvel has come to making an amazing film that doesn’t have “avengers” in the title

  a stupendously directed action film with a fucking killer score, tom holland finally feels like the spider-man we were promised in civil war, all whilst making me wet with his sexy new body (didn’t have that body in far from home tho?) 

  at the beginning i felt like i was going to be watching yet another mediocre entry into the marvel…

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