To lose one woman you love to an arrow between the boobs is tragic, but to lose two...
I feel like this had an interesting set-up with the twin plots against the emperors (I was rooting for Denzel, who was based throughout until the film realised he was supposed to be a villain). But I was laughing at a lot of the serious moments (particularly the black and white river scenes... how can I care about your wife when I…
Nicole Kidman and Harris Dickinson are both very hot but this film still didn't feel that sexy to me? You're telling me that just because A24 shot this it's better than 50 shades? There wasn't really a plot, or a message. It was just quite boring.
Prediction: if Harris Dickinson kisses a guy in his next film then he will become the new Hollywood darling.
If you watch films to be infuriated, disgusted and bored while also getting preached at then this is for you. I occasionally laughed when someone fell over but I could also watch You've Been Framed for the same effect and that's not 2 hours 27 minutes. Harris Dickinson is hot but again could have stared at Google images of him shirtless for 10 minutes and that's enough.
The political/cultural jokes are not that funny, the metaphor is laboured and I…
"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?" is high camp
