Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Gal Gadot took a trip to her local Michael’s and bought every single rhinestone

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  Moonstruck 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug 2024

  While watching, a bird flew into my home and my father had to throw a sheet over it and put it outside. Is this the bad luck that Cher was talking about?

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2024

  AKA bald Austin Butler having a 3 hour orgasm

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  Marvel executives watched Morbius and said “Women can too”

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