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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Frank might be a sick twisted motherfucker but at least he knows Heineken is a shit beer.

  
  
  

  
  (David Lynch…thank you for your amazing work even if I question your mental state).

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  13 Going on 30 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  The only unrealistic part of this is that no 13 year old wants to be fucking 30.

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  Cars 2006

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Oct 2024

  So much sexual tension between mater and McQueen. Like sally was there but mater kept “hooking” him up.

  
  
  
  
  

  How the fuck did happy feet win over this.

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  Love, Simon 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  His parents knew what they were doing to get him a suburaru.

  
  Not me nearly feeling emotional at his coming out speech.

  
  
  

  Martin I will beat the fuck out of you. You are the reason why straight people have a bad rep.

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