Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Year Without a Santa Claus 1974

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  I DREAMED UNHAPPY THINGS!

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  Don't Move 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  My friends wrote this and it rules.

Popular reviews

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  V/H/S/Beyond 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  "Abduction/Adduction" - The wraparound segment takes an interesting documentary but takes way too long to get going. 2 stars.

  "Stork" - Intense, action-packed romp with a fantastic monster reveal. 3.5 stars.

  "Dream Girl" - Every horror movie should have a choreographed dance number headlined by the most beautiful person you have ever seen (a literal face melting monster). 3 stars.

  "Live and Let Dive" - If an alien ruined my birthday I swear to God I would destroy his planet with my bare hands. 3.5 stars.

  "Fur Babies" - Cats are better than dogs. 3 stars.

  "Stowaway" - Mike Flanagan presents "Phoenix Forgotten" 2.5 stars.

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  Spiderhead 2022

  ★★ Watched 08 Jul 2022

  Some interesting ideas and performances hamstrung by a general aura of mediocrity.

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