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Recent reviews

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  Goodnight Mommy 2014

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bad twist

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  Subservience 2024

  ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  hot dog, megan fox sexy robot.
  Aauuuuuuuuuuugahhh! oh hang on. Megan fox sexy bad robot tries to drown baby burden. Auuuu...uuu...gaaa?

  DOUBLE MEGAN FOX SEXY BAD ROBOTS??? WITH DIFFERENT WIGS??? AAAAAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  .....

  ... a world STUFFED to the BRIM like SARDINES with Megan fox sexy bad robots self-tasked with killing one baby and one sick wife??????

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Nosferatu? Very Cool.

  Maine Fisherman Mustache? Unexpected but was not mad at it one bit!

  Coats? Damn Pimpin.

  Big Vampire Wang? Surprisingly kinda whatever!

  Accents? Damn fine.

  Hysteria? Plague? Demon? Hell yeah...

  Look? Very nice but maybe a little full of itself!

  "Eatin tha animals raw! RAW!" I like that guy

  Movie? Very good but maybe a little full of itself

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  I liked Frodo. He was alright!

  What's that guy's name? Eric? He sure did have his moments.

  Samira was okay. A bit of a Debby downer. But she sure saved the day in the end.

  One question though? How the fuck did those things live in space all that time? They can't even handle a little water. Water? Why? Because they DROWN?! Like SUFFOCATE?! Mmkay.

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