alexnull

alexnull

Favorite films

  • Mandy
  • The Thing
  • Hereditary
  • Parasite

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

    ★★★★

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    This was EXACTLY what happened when we had to pick a new line leader in first grade. Same drama, same scandals, surprisingly the same amount of vaping, and we were sequestered for at least 3 days too.

  • Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

    ★★★★

    Tom Cruise really channeled the power of Scientology in this movie. He should have died straight up like 10 times in this movie. His skull should have been a fine dust with how many times he got mollywhopped headfirst only to get up and have it happen again but even worse. The fact that he is walking at the end and able to say intelligible words is nothing short of a biblical miracle.

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  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★

    Emilio Estevez didn’t even try to do anything man he just ate it.

    This movie had to be WILD for people that didn’t know what the internet was. And the main scheme being to just download something onto a floppy seems quaint compared to what the series later becomes. It’s fun tho and the floppy scene holds up.

    Also, Brian De Palma was doing some CRAZY decisions with the camera work in this. Straight up jarring but also kinda charming given that it’s an “older” movie.

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★

    Fun but stressful watch. Idk what else to say this movie is just very decent and solid but also not like earth shattering. The actor that played Chevy Chase did an insanely good impression tho👌 Nicholas Braun’s character(s) was an interesting choice but I’ll take more Cousin Greg from Succession lore any day.