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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Gripping, gruesome, had the whole family saying “wow this is getting really weird” “ok this is bizarre” for the last 20 minutes. Dad said this had the most boobs and butts he’s seen in a movie in a long time. Unrelated, Margaret Qualley is a star

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  Unironically a huge slay. Not sure if the 4K ultra HD tornados or the mega bi-panic inducing cast had my heart pumping more

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  Cloud Atlas 2012

  ½ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  This is one of only a handful of movies I’ve turned off mid-watch. The trailer seemed so promising but this was so so bad. Also, I’ll never unsee Tom Hanks dressed like Ice-T

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  Enemy 2013

  ★ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  This was literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen. After googling the intended meaning of this incoherent film, all I could get was that this was an unnecessarily pretentious failed attempt

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