Alex Patterson

Alex Patterson

Life’s like a movie… write your own ending ✨🌈

Favorite films

  • Your Name.
  • The Wind Rises
  • Piglet's Big Movie
  • Zootopia

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • The Lobster

    ★★★½

  • Pitch Perfect 3

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    the missed opportunity to have novocaine by fall out boy play at any point is not lost on me.

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★½

    kicking a child unprovoked is so fr

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  • Terrible Influence

    Terrible Influence

    ★★★★★

    [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] ‘PHLONDE PHIL EVERYONE -‘ [SCREAMS ERUPTING] [FALLING DOWN STAIRS] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE WITH SISTER DANIEL!! [FALLEN TO KNEES] ‘YEEEOWWWWWUCH!’

  • Ocean Waves

    Ocean Waves

    ★★★★★

    i feel like im such an outlier when it comes to ocean waves; its truly, after the wind rises, my fave ghibli film. some may say it isnt magical or whimsical. but to me it is. it is both those things and more.
    its real. it could be real. it could happen to you, to me, to your friend down the street.
    its so unfairly hated on for what it is. ocean waves no one gets you like i do and ill forever defend and be pretentious about you.

    side note taku ive been in love with you for near two decades... please.

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