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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  You know this is sci-fi because in real life politicians don’t get retribution

  The message is delivered in the prologue without a ton of expansion so all I really left with was further confirmation that Pattinson has the sauce

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  Empire Records 1995

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Just like everyone at this store, the script supervisor was clearly doing nothing at work

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Hey we’re meeting up later to resurrect David Lynch later if you want to join. Wait what is Billy Ray Cyrus doing here???

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  You all need to chill the hell out and just enjoy a good movie. Yeah there's a lot of throw backs but they don't feel cheap. It's shot nicely, has great performances from the stars and adds some cool elements to the franchise. Stop over thinking it. You're a loser if you don't get some enjoyment.

  Also, to the asshole snoring through the viewing in Melbourne, never attend a theatre again. You are an insult to movies.

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